Showing posts with label You Can't Make This Shit Up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label You Can't Make This Shit Up. Show all posts

Friday, October 4, 2013

Happy Friday!

It's that time of the week again for Happy Friday!

I am happy today as we have a new addition to our family, The Louly III! She is named after our late dog Bristol Leenie Louly who used to love riding on our boats! We just happened to sell our boat the Louly II last week.  I was calling around in Florida for a replacement boat this week and a dealer told me about this boat and it was the boat I always dreamed of that was two slips over from us! The former owner is buying a new one same model and all from that dealer! This was Bristol in the works helping us out with our fate!







We are so psyched!

Too bad we can't use the mooring balls over on St John as the National Park is closed and that includes mooring balls! Speaking of which, there is a sit in on Sunday at Maho Bay at 1PM.

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I was a celebrity briefly this week as well. As you know we were recently skiing in Chile:



And I leave you with a taste of "You Can't Make This Shit Up" This was taken last night, OCTOBER 3rd.


Maybe they won't open at all ?

Friday, September 20, 2013

Happy Friday!

Wow! Here it is already Friday?

Here is another installment of "You Can't Make This Shit Up" to make you laugh!

As I mentioned last week we had the grand opening of Walgreens. Here is how it went! 


Shoppers Flood Walgreens Opening
Crowds swarmed to the new Walgreens Saturday morning, waiting impatiently through the speeches and check presentations before streaming into the new, long-awaited store.

Wait, we have rocks here?

VIPA: Crown Bay Dredging Schedule Hinges on Hidden Rocks
The V.I. Port Authority governing board discussed the timetable for the Crown Bay dredging project on St. Thomas, among other business, at its monthly meeting on St. Croix on Wednesday.

An Audit here found violations? This must be a first?

Audit Finds Violations in Agriculture Programs
The Agriculture Department’s negligence in administering its land leasing and land clearing programs violated the law and led to abuses of public property and services, according to an audit released Thursday.

I saw this one on On-St John today! 



Here is Mic from Soggy Dollar Bar and some of his new toys as he was celebrating the next month off! 



And of course, White Bay on Jost Van Dyke. What beach will you be on this weekend?


Happy Friday! Have a great weekend and hope your team wins! Maybe my Jets can pull out a win with their new wide receiver?



Friday, September 13, 2013

Happy Friday!

So far no tropical storms and the Saharan Dust has been in force all week!



On this Friday, I am going to give you some of our ways with our locally elected and government workers. Although somewhat funny, some of these stories want to make me puke? Again you cannot make this shit up?


Accused Police Sergeant Allowed to Work Pending Outcome of Trial
Angelo Hill, the V.I. Police sergeant indicted earlier this year for his alleged involvement in a drug trafficking ring, has been allowed to go back to work at his family's car rental business pending the outcome of the case.

Former Schneider CEO Convicted of Tax Fraud
A federal jury convicted Rodney Miller Sr., former CEO of Schneider Regional Medical Center, of tax fraud on Wednesday after a two-day trial in district court on St. Thomas.

ST. THOMAS ­- After months of dodging its initial agreement to do so, the Economic Development Authority furnished an updated list of delinquent borrowers.
The list of 210 names sent Friday represents $6.4 million in delinquent loans made through the former Small Business Development Authority and the Government Development Bank since 1982.
However, the list still does not include many of the names or amounts referenced in an audit by the V.I. Inspector General's Office released in April that found Economic Development Authority's 2010 loan portfolio had a delinquency rate of 84.5 percent and that the Virgin Islands was owed about $8.5 million. The Economic Development Authority had lost millions of taxpayer dollars through negligent, insecure lending practices and through improper administration of its nine lending programs, the report stated.

WTJX hires convicted felon Marc Biggs

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ST. CROIX - Former V.I. Property and Procurement Commissioner Marc Biggs, who is on home confinement as the remaining months on his federal prison sentence for accepting bribes wind down, has landed another V.I. government job.
Biggs, 48, went to work Monday as the facilities coordinator on St. Croix for WTJX, the Virgin Islands Public Television System, according to V.I. Public Television System Chief Executive Officer Osbert Potter.







Getting our FIRST Walgreens and the grand opening is going to be like Carnival! 

Walgreens opens Saturday morning

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ST. THOMAS - Get in line.
Walgreens is expecting a mad rush Saturday morning as the national drug store chain opens its doors to the Virgin Islands for the first time.
The store is celebrating its grand opening with a Carnival-style parade at 9:30 a.m. Saturday, in which the St. Thomas Majorettes, the Ivanna Eudora Kean High School marching band and color guard and the Infernos Carnival Troupe will perform.
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This one makes me laugh, anyone want some cans of noodles....will make you feel noodley?

Police arrest man after finding 136 pounds of pot inside noodle cans at King Airport

ST. THOMAS - V.I. police discovered more than 136 pounds of marijuana stuffed inside 68 La Choy Chow Mein Noodle cans Thursday at King Airport.
Police arrested Trevor Dolphin, who had just arrived on an American Airlines flight from Miami, after they received an anonymous phone tip.
Dolphin, who appeared Friday in V.I. District Court for his advice-of-rights hearing, is being charged with distribution of marijuana in excess of 50 kilograms after admitting to having dealt marijuana on St. Thomas for more than a year and a half, according to court documents.

Oh no where are we going to put our shit?

Bovoni landfill will reach full capacity in a matter of months

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ST. THOMAS ­- The Bovoni landfill is in danger of bursting at the seams, Waste Management Authority Executive Director May Adams Cornwall said Wednesday.
At the same time, an $18 million request from the Waste Management Authority could have the same impact on the government's budget, as it was not accounted for by the governor's financial team in their presentation to the 30th Legislature, according to Sen. Clifford Graham, chairman of the Senate Finance Committee.
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This is the one that makes me want to PUKE!  I can't believe this is an elected senator, and makes comments that she never says no and it is ok for a husband to rape his wife? Cultural differences here or just plain stupidity?


Section: Local news
Sep 11 2013 - 5:22pm
... of sexual assault and rape, Sen. Alicia "Chucky" Hansen said she did not understand how sex between spouses can be rape, before ... "That is correct," Hodge-Jack said. Hansen announced she did not understand how a wife could be raped by a husband. ...








Yes, you cannot make this shit up. But then again, this kind of crap goes on no matter where you live? 

Have a great weekend! I am going to enjoy going out on the boat and enjoy the beaches to myself since this is September! 

Have a great weekend, I still have a JETS hangover.....


Friday, August 30, 2013

Happy Friday!




I thought I would give you some things from the islands that may make you happy on this Friday before the Labor Day Weekend!

the key word here is fresh? Um yea as fresh as it gets here on the Rock?

A new strain of pineapple?

This is a shirt you wear after too many shots doing the Red Hook 500 at 3 AM?

Your government dollars at work? I was thinking the field may have been a beach with chairs?

Get your calculator out here, as I know from reading this on urinals, one Gallon = 3.8 Liters?

I simply LOVE the tropical humidity come August, September and October?

Oh good nothing like a late night snack after drinking rum drinks where the rum is cheaper than the mixer?




I am not quite sure if they consider 7:30 or 6:00 late night? Not to mention Monday through Friday they are only open for a half hour?



I kind of have a problem with no clothes when you are over 35, sunburned and wear a size 46 waist?






If you look closely here, you will see that there is green coming out of the one on the right and white coming out on the one on the left?


Are you sure you are serving beef in those burgers?


Butt Fumble in the Islands?



Great shirt for a family event! 



I guess shit can be made up anywhere? This was from Chile, glad to see a new idea for dinner, having raw wieners for your main course?

If anyone else has some good photos like these, please send them to me! I would love to do another post like this! 

XO is having a 80's party Saturday night at 9PM. 

Have a great Labor Day Weekend, remember here on the Rock, it is always Summer....for the rest of you, enjoy your last weekend of Summer, in 3 months that white stuff will be with you!